There Must Be A Mistake Ch. 19

As I rubbed my fingers on the inside of her labia, her hips started chasing me. I continued suckling on her nipple as my fingers dove into her birth canal. If you were deaf you could hear the huge intake of breath she took as she filled her lungs.

Her hips and my two fingers moved as one. I began a slow rotation, to the right and she moved her hips to the left. We were so in tune to one another; we were like two professional dancers who knew their music well.

Then I fooled her. I stopped. Her hips searched for me and I wasn't there. She keened in disappointment. As I felt her head reach up from the pillow, in perfect synchronization I bit her nipple, my thumb crushed her clitoris, and three fingers pushed deep inside her moving rapidly in a circle. My left arm pushed a pillow over her face as she screamed at the top of her lungs and my darling wife came mightily. Her body was stretched like the strings of a violin, but I was not ready to let her come down from this high.

I started playing with her G spot, sliding my fingernails over it time and time again.

"Oh God, Even, I'm not ready. It's been such a long time I need to rest. Let me be. Even don't, please, it feels so good, you cock sucking bastard..."

I moved, and took her right nipple into my mouth. The nipple was already distended, waiting for someone, like me, to pay attention to it. I didn't want to disappoint her.

My thumb was playing Ping-Pong with her clitoris, while Jennifer's head was keeping time in reverse. She is such a lovely sight when she is in the throes of passion. It was time to light the second stage, because she was beginning to regain her senses

I moved the covers down, and raised her skirt up above her navel. I began kissing her belly, as my left hand went from nipple to nipple, twisting, and torturing each in its turn. My right thumb descended from her clit, circled around her opening, tempting her to come after it.

When her hips rose off the bed to capture it, I forced it as deep into her as it would go, and wiggled it around. I heard her blowout a deep breath of air, as she collapsed her muscles around it, trying to keep it inside her. As she was concentrating on my thumb, I slipped two fingers up her rectum, and she didn't notice it. I was going to try for the third finger, but I didn't want to lose my right hand. It was time to light the second stage.

I took my mouth off her nipple, and moved down to the succulent flesh beneath it and began to nibble.

I pulled my thumb loose from her strangulating muscles and began moving it up and down inside her channel.

I began moving the two fingers that were in her ass. In and out they went, as rapidly, and deeply, as I could move my hand. Her head popped up off the pillow, and there was a quizzical look on her face.

She was about to say something when my head moved back to her nipple, and bit it.

Her mouth opened in pain.

My thumb pressed down hard on her clitoris, rotated it counterclockwise against her pubic bone, and finally I pulled the two fingers out of her ass, I showed them to her and shove them back in to the root.

No words came out of her mouth. She squirted all over the bed, and took a nap. The second stage ignited on time.

I decided to check on my wife, as I adjusted my position on the bed. I didn't have to ask her if she was okay, the smile told me everything I needed to know.

I still had one more project to complete and that was to put her into orbit. Considering the state of my current disrepair this was going to be a little tricky, because I did not want to injure myself while doing it. I made myself as flat as I could on the bed. I turned and moved across Jennifer's lower right side, trying not to disturb her reverie. Her little pearl was still distended, and that was my first target. I wiggled my tongue to loosen it up and remembered my alphabet. I moved my head between her thighs and thought, "Oh well here goes; the letter A." No movement from the top of my bed. Letter B. Still no movement. Letter C. Her hips moved. D. Another hip movement. By the time I get to G she should be awaken. E. There was a definite reaction. We should have gotten in eye flutter on that one too. F. Her voice returned, "Oh Even." Yep this should do it. G. She realized what I was doing, and screamed "EVEN!"

"Welcome back dear, did you enjoy your nap?"

"What do you think you're doing, I haven't been able to...?"

"Yes dear, I noticed. A little deforestation is in order when we get home."

"Deforestation hell, it's a goddamn jungle down there."

"Do you see me complaining?"

"No."

"Then lie back, and let me enjoy my meal."

"I will get even with you for this."

"I'm counting on it."

She was exhausted and it took me a long time; a long and pleasurable time, but I'm happy to say I knocked her socks off by the time I sent her into orbit.

After a nap Jennifer went into the bathroom, cleaned up, retrieved her underwear, and dressed. She opened the door to my room, and returned my bed to its normal condition.

She was sedately sitting in a chair reading, and I was resting, when Delicious and Newton walked into my room.

She took two steps, sniffed the air, and said, "You two are disgusting."

Newt looked up at her and said, "Why mommy, your room smells the same."

Delicious turned bright pink.

I asked my grandson what he invented this week.

"I was playing on the blue computer and I told my dad someone was trying to break through our firewalls. He went to our cryptology area, and they were able to stop them before the bad people broke through them."

"That was very important Newton. What we have on our computers is very secret. We are the only people who are supposed to know what's on our blue computers."

"My dad didn't tell me that. Do you want me to do something about it?"

"Do you know how to write computer programs?"

"Oh yes, grandma taught me how to do it Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. It was very hard at first, but she told me the tricks and made it easier for me."

"Newt let me tell you one thing about your grandmother you should know. She knows every trick and shortcut ever invented. Do you want to know why she knows so many?"

"Yes grandpa, grandma is very smart, but why does she know so many tricks?"

"She knows so many tricks because she played them all on me when I was young."

"Grandpa, grandma says she has one more waiting for you when you get there."

"I'm amazed."

"Why grandpa?"

"She only has one trick waiting for me. I thought after all this time she would have a truckload."

"Grandpa, grandma said that can be arranged."

"Delicious take him to our computer people tomorrow and see what he can cook up in the way of a software program to keep people out of our computer. Don't let him do what Patti Valentino's kids did please. We don't want a five-year-old starting the third world war."

"Okay dad, do you want to tell me how they did that?"

"All I will say is they started with a computer game, and they upgraded it. Now don't lie to me, and tell me what's going on at work."

"General Morgan stopped a group of men from coming onto the property. They were posing as men from OSHA. One of them had a grenade in his pocket. Everyone's on high alert now. No one gets near the property without being challenged. Our men are very good dad. General Morgan now has a second-in-command. His name is Colonel Lucius Canyon. He is smart, he is strong, and he is shorter than I am. I like the last part.

Supposedly they were bitter enemies in the Serbia/Croatia war. The general got the Colonel kicked out of the service. I don't know what the circumstances were back then, however they are getting along fine now. As I said dad, the Colonel is very smart.

"Circumstances change baby. Williams Zabo may be the reason. The Colonel could be a good friend of William's. It would be a good way to start a conversation."

"You are very sneaky dad."

"Sneaky, crazy, it's all the same thing. I'm going home in the morning."

"You are? I thought you had to go to a rehab center first."

"I'm bringing the rehab center to me. I'm tired of seeing my wife sleeping in a little bed a few feet away from me, when she could be sleeping a few inches away from me in a big bed. I'm stealing three nurses from this hospital, and I will know by the end of this afternoon if I am hiring three CNA's and a dietitian. The rest of my needs I will get when we get home. If I have to set up a hospital room I can do it in my den. I haven't seen my children in too long a time. I miss them, and I'm tired of you having to drive 340 miles to come and see me. I will be home tomorrow, and I'm going by helicopter."

Jennifer yelled, "You are not. I do not fly in helicopters. I will not fly in a helicopter. I hate helicopters."

"My dear, if you remember correctly, when I left your house in Fairbanks, it was by helicopter. I was leaning out the door waving to you. I got to the hospital quickly, and it helped save my friend Michael's life. I'm going home tomorrow by helicopter. It's already arranged. If you don't want to come with me, I suggest you leave two hours ahead of me, so you can greet me when the helicopter lands. For you it will be a three-hour journey, for me it will be one hour.

I will have the gentle hands of nurse Tammy Hopkins with me, possibly one more; so I will be fine."

"Doctor Even Luck, I'm beginning not to like you."

"You liked me a lot a few hours ago, when your bra and panties were in your bag."

"Even, your grandson is standing there, and I'm sure he's taking notes."

"I don't have to take notes grandma, I remember everything."

"Oh God, I'm doomed."

"Jen, it's not as bad as Holden walking into our bedroom, while I was searching for ants in your pants."

"If you say one more word Even, just one more word, you will be in this hospital for a year."

"May I quote you on a different subject?"

"Is it on a totally different subject?"

"I swear to you it is on a totally different subject."

"Alright go ahead; just know that your life is in my hands."

"You said I would be in this hospital for a year if I said another word. A few months ago you said you would never leave me again. If I am here for a year, guess who else is going to be here?"

"Grandma, you're going to miss my birthday."

"I would never do that to you Newton. I have to let your grandfather live. He told the truth, which he sometimes bends to his own advantage. This time he actually told a story as it actually happened. So I'm going to have to let him go home tomorrow. You are going be able to see him as often as you want, because you live across the street from us. Richard and Holden will be home, and you will be able to play with them again. Finally everything will return to the way things were before grandpa got sick. How does that sound to you?"

"It sounds like we're going to have fun again."

"We certainly are Newton; we certainly are."

"One thing is not settled Jen. Are you coming with me on the helicopter, or are you going home by car with our security people?"

"I'm going with security, and you are taking security with you. Don't argue with me, because you'll wind up where the doctor wanted you."

"I married a tough little broad."

"You did, when it comes to you and your health Doctor. I'm not ready to let you go."

"I'm not ready to let you go either, Jennifer. I'm not sure if I ever will be able to leave you. If I happen to learn the date, and time of my death, I'm going to shoot you first, because I couldn't bear the thought of leaving you behind."

"Isn't that a romantic gesture Delicious? He's going to die so he shoots me first."

"I guess if you have to go, you might as well go quickly."

"Is your whole family nuts?"

"Newton would you ask grandma if she's crazy please."

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"Grandma said, "We are all crazy like fox's. If you grab us by our furry tail, we will bite your arm. If you grab us by the scruff of our necks, we will scratch you with our claws. If you leave us alone, we will leave you alone."

I laughed.

"Grandma wants to know what you laughing about grandpa."

"Ask your grandmother if she remembers where she got that quote."

"She said no grandpa."

"She may yell Newton, because she's not going to like this answer. Tell her she got it from Rod Laver."

Newton jumped high off the floor, and covered his ears.

"Grandpa, she yelled, and it wasn't a nice word."

"I'm sorry Newt, but I knew that was coming. She does not like Rod. They never got along while she was alive. I think they would get along now."

"Grandma said that nasty word again."

"Tell your grandmother you are only five years old, and she's not supposed to talk to you that way."

"Grandma says she's sorry. She has to go talk to someone about her language problem."

"Tell your grandmother the only way for her to clean up her language problem is for her to keep her mouth closed permanently."

Newt started jumping all over the hospital room.

I yelled, "Leave that child alone, Divine."

Newton stopped jumping and ran to his mother.

My sister popped into my head. "You are in so much trouble with me Even. When you get here, I'm going to ignore you."

"Would you have St. Paul write an epistle on that subject, and sign the document? If I get to heaven, I will sign the epistle beside your name. Then I will stare at you for eternity, or until you talk to me. It should take all of fifteen seconds, because you are incapable of keeping quiet."

"I'm not talking to you ever again big brother."

"What did you just say?"

"I said I'm not talking to you ever again."

"Our connection must be getting bad, because you're getting very garbled. I can't understand a word you're saying. Would you try that one more time please?"

"I said I'm not talking to you ever again Even. Did you hear me that time?"

"Why aren't you talking to me?"

"You are the most infuriating man I have ever known."

"I thought you said you weren't talking to me."

"You asked me why I wasn't talking to you."

"You've been telling me for the last minute, that you're not talking to me. I don't understand why you've been telling me you're not talking to me, when you are still talking to me."

"I'm going to beat the crap out of you when you get here."

"You're doing an awful lot of talking, for a person who is not talking to me. Go to your grandson and apologize for scaring him to death. He's cowering in his mother's arms. If you ever do that to him again, when I see you, I'm going to mow you down like a blade of grass."

"I'll talk to you when I see you."

"You told me you weren't talking to me."

"I'm not. Goodbye."

When she left my head I couldn't help but laugh. Jennifer was listening to my side of the conversation with my sister, and she joined me in my laughter.

"It sounded to me like you had her totally confused."

"Baby, it was the one thing I could always do to her. Otherwise, she was queen of the house. The things she could do to me were amazing. She put frogs in my bed, Snakes in my shoes, Ants in the pockets of my slacks, and Love notes from fictitious girls. You name it, she did it to me. The amazing thing was she was afraid of most of the things she put in my stuff. She was doing it to get my goat, and she knew she could do it, with these little distractions. I would yell at her from my room. I could hear her laughing hysterically, in hers.

I loved her so much; I would have done anything for her, anything at all."

The phone in my room rang. Jennifer picked it up and listened to the person at the other end. All I heard her say was, "Yes Doctor, I'll leave the check with the administrator tomorrow morning before we leave. My husband will be very pleased."

I smiled. "They're going to do the little girl on Tuesday aren't they?"

"The head of the cancer center would not turn down $5 million for two day delay for one of the patients. He thanked us very much for the additional donation."

I closed my eyes, and prayed to my God. "Please Lord take care of that little girl. Let her live a fruitful life in your divine grace. Amen."

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"Does she look like she's lost weight to you?"

"You've asked me that question every day for the last two months, Callum. What makes you think Junie has lost weight?"

"She just looks so frail in there."

"She's been in the beauty box for nine months Callum. Her breathing, heart rate, and temperature have all been normal. She has had several dreams of long endurance we monitored, and as far as we can tell she is doing wonderfully."

"That's the part I'm worrying about... 'As far as we can tell'...there are so many unknowns about Stasis. Even if Junie comes out of this test in perfect health, how can we be sure the next person will get the same result Patti?"

"We don't know Callum. We are taking a giant leap of faith here. We don't have seven years to do a double blind study. Using this equipment, with this type of test, you can't do a test of that nature. You have to put your subjects into the chambers and watch them twenty-four hours a day seven days a week for seven years, hoping nothing goes wrong. No facility is going to approve the utilization of that much space, for that many years, for one science project, regardless of how important it is to the future of space travel."

Laura came over the speaker.

"We're getting company mom. It looks official, government plates, and the sheriff's office. Get down to the basement quickly."

"Callum you know what to do. Just relax everything will be fine."

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Laura walked slowly to the front door giving her mother a chance to get into position. When she was ready she opened it.

"Hi Sam what's up?"

"These assholes, I'm sorry, these experts from the FDA think you are performing live human experiments in your home on the subject of stasis. They have a warrant to search the premises."

"I wish we were that far into our program. Our research is stuck at Wood Frogs. Let them come in and look around. We can show them how far we've gotten. Maybe they can show us where we are going wrong. We've been stuck at this point for nearly a year, and we are frustrated.

Ladies and gentlemen this floor contains the living areas of our home: bedrooms, bathrooms, kitchen, and library. If you want to look around, please feel free to do so. The science areas are underground. Tell me where you want to start and we will begin there?"

"Captain, if you would search this floor for anything unusual, we would like to see the science areas."

"Sam, Sabrina will make you anything you like."

"If you can keep them down there for an hour, I'll have her make me lunch."

"How does an hour and a half sound?"

"It sounds like a relaxing lunch to me."

"We'll see you later Sam."

"You will notice as we go downstairs the temperature rises instead of falls. That's because we have a Cray 4 computer here, and the heat it produces dries up all the moisture a normal basement contains. Our basement is sectioned into three separate areas. The computer area is for top-secret work and above. My mother does work for the federal government that has Code Name Restricted access. To get into that room you have to go through a bank vault door, and use a retina scanner. The center room is for classified research, like we are doing on stasis. The room on the left is where we build our models, or it can be changed into a playroom if we have children here and inclement weather outside. Where would you like to start?"

"We'd like to start in the playroom please."

"Follow me."

Laura led them into a huge 40Lx60Wx12H room filled with tools of every type. She stepped aside and let the ten members of the FDA inspect it.

"When you have children play in here, where do you store the tools?"