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Click hereA diamond is now in the ruff. I'll be '-innie the pooh' tomorrow to stay out of the dog house, so she won't think I lost it at a cat house. That is Bull-winkle beside a herd of meese. Dr. Pepper was sitting on the coffee table, so I psyched the couch into shrinking my mind and unwound, where 'finger lickin good' chicken scented fingers dangled. A passing canine removed it in a single lap as smooth as a talented pick-pocket, swallowing the canary like a grinning teen with a tongue ring. A meal of gold in a thin circle that I hope cycles and comes through the back door sooner than later, when I will then become the retriever.
who knew that the plural of moose is meese? cute poem!!
Laughed out loud at "innie the pooh"...loved the wordplay in this. Great job, thanks for the much appreciated smile!:) D.
this is so silly. made me smile. one thing about dogs licking your fingers, they sure have cleaner mouths than people do, but I kinda like the kinky feeling of a sexy man licking my fingers, one by one by one...
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