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Click hereAmerica Online is a horrible thing
Makes me weep when I hear its ring
Signing on is a pain in the butt
Nearly makes me want free of my Internet rut
What would I do if I couldn’t sign on?
Housework? Childcare? Exercise? Run?
I’m afraid I’m stuck with it, damned AOHell
Look at the alternatives; it’s just as well.