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to learn behavior clean
from ancient scripture glean
tips : both lean'n mean!
linger your glance
on her hairstyle de france
but just below neck
lies Satanic Underdeck?!
study eyes, frown, pout
till you suffer optical gout
but Boobs'n Cunts are out
this Rule thou shalt Not flout.
Her forehead , eyebrows , lips
must now replace her hips
unless Al Franken, Ray Moore
each a pathetic boor
is Role Model thine
as thou slinkest into slime
below neck is a No-fly zone
as good as Saddam's own
but cheer up dear Bro
for less than a nanosecond not more
from behind her stilettoes on the floor
you may appreciate ass
momentarily let it pass
and return to your study
of above neck region Buddy
or lose your job you will
unlike Clintonisque Bill
Whose wife did in shrill
proclamation quell
and Impeachers did not dwell
on removing him from Topjob
but Kevin Spacey , Matt Lauer did not hobnob
with Merciful Kismet , Jack or Bob
so remember to train your eyes --
and mind away from her thighs
or you will end up with teary sighs......
unemployment woes Not Career Highs !!!