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- Don't Masturbate
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Don't Masturbate
or le Petit Mort
wilst be thy Fate?!
Squeeze thy base penile--
'tis science Not :
Superstition vile!
Smack magazine bottoms porn
with your paddle: not your horn
And than paddle your own erecshun', Lovelorn!
Just enough to sting:
don't cripple your own balls!
Gentle love-taps do zing!!
Silently chant mantra:
"jai, jai Sri Linga!!
greetings slutty Butt-arse!"
Spank those slutty-ass pics
paddle your own dix!
Sensation is divine
Chastity is fine
your semen remains thine!
for le Petit mort ejac: don't whine!!!
- COMMENTS
Ashesh9almost 6 years agoAuthor' rectus!!!
Bro, as usual your comment is both perceptive as well as insightful!!!
erectus123almost 6 years agomasturbation is the play of children. When we are adults we only masturbate when neither vagina nor ass are on the menu. Important to eat in restaurants where there are many options. Sometimes there are striking opportunities to indulge ourselves. Sometimes the cook has a specialty we are encouraged to try, things that other cooks do not offer. Oh dear sweet Ashesh, I too have on many occasions been mesmerized by the bottom of the pot. Striking the char does offer an extra treat. But beware of the cook who turns the table round to set her own cutlery on the table and makes the visitor the dinner. That too is an option one acquires.
