I've often wondered

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Many Feathers
Many Feathers
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I've often wondered

I've often wondered what it might be like
To stick my dick in the sand.
To finger a puffer fish, watch it blow up
Or masturbate with an Oyster instead of my hand.

I've often wondered what it might be like
To fart in a patch full of moss
Or to stand on the cliffs with the oceans below
And send off a really good toss.

I've often wondered what it might be like
To fly in the sky up above,
And tinkle a bit as I flew across it
On the person I once used to love.

Such are the thoughts of a silly assed man
As he ponders the meaning of life.
To hell with all this as I think on it more,
I'll just go off and fuck my sweet wife.


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Many Feathers
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Epmd607Epmd607over 14 years ago
I liked this poem

whether it was silly or not it shouldn't matter, a good poem can be all sorts of things.

WickedEveWickedEveover 14 years ago
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This is an earthy and lusty poem. It's not cliché and silly. You really did a good job with this one. It has some wonderful images, like the puffer fish and the farty patch of moss. lol I really like the description of you flying across the sky and tinkling. Oh, and you made it kind of sweet and charming with "Such are the thoughts of a silly assed man."

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