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Click hereI awoke to a kiss, followed by, "C'mon, Sleepyhead. If you're that tired, I guess I can drive."
I opened my eyes just in time to see her wink at Sara.
Next, she was pulling me to my feet -- by my nipples.
I was much more awake now.
Soon, we were getting hugs (and leftovers -- of both the lasagna and the pudding) -- and headed down the steps to the Ranger.
The night was cool and I was better by the time I got to the truck.
Just to be safe, I left the window cracked on the drive home.
Sophie helped me focus by rubbing her hand along the inside of my thigh until Little Geoffrey was wide awake.
I let her out at the sidewalk, parked the truck, and jogged back to the apartment.
The Amazon box was sitting to the right of the door of the apartment.
Assuming I was about to have the shit scared out of me, I tentatively pulled the flaps open -- only to find all of the clothes that Sophie had been wearing a few minutes ago.
I entered the apartment to find my naked girlfriend opening every window in the place, heedless of the fact that -- if anybody were looking our way -- they were going to get an eye-full of a blind girl.
My nose caught up with my brain -- and interrupted the optic signals.
"What the fuck is that smell?!"
No sooner had the words left my mouth, than I knew the answer.
The irises.
My irises don't stink. Mine have a delightful delicate smell. But not suitable for cut flowers. You cut them and gone within 24 hours
Great story and characters, easy to read and funny, I give it two thumbs up! Oh wait, 5 stars...
The repartee was entertaining the first chapter but it gets a bit monotonous after a while... 4.4*
DUDE!! You are really missing your calling. Unless you ARE a comedy writer. I must admit that I had no idea. Great story. Even if it is in brail.
Probably the most I have ever laughed out loud to a sexy! story! Very well done and WONDERFUL characters, all around.