by JBEdwards
I rated this as 5 stars. You accomplished what you set out to accomplish. Well done! We're just getting started with Lent, so I'll pass over the Easter greeting.
So an entire town can basically conspire to keep one man from knowing if his wife had a child with another man? And anything less than 95% on a DNA test means that there's someone out there is a more accurate match. There's no way he couldn't have gotten something with his father's DNA like he did his brother's. Worse of all, his wife is a slut when they could have oh, I don't know, asked his father to donate sperm so the child was still closely related if all else failed right?
Ah I understood !
It's for a contest, a challenge to write the dumbest story with the fewest stars.
Brilliant!!!
What humor ! Excellent.
How the hell does Darwin’s evolution manage to exclude such morons in the survival theory? This guy just could not have even managed to find himself able to come out from his moms birth canal!! It’s a miracle JBE was even born!!!
Author, did a cuckold bite you? You're obviously infected. Otherwise, where did this shit come from?
You’ve got to be kidding me. This is what you came up with to finish the story? Would have been better to have just left it unfinished.
Amazingly you managed to take a bad story and make it worse. Your MC is about as pathetic as it gets.
Easy enough to send lab reports literally anywhere else.
He can be discreet about it too. He has 'his children', and he has access to himself. It's not hard to get cheek swabs and send them to a different lab that isn't politically compromised.
And if the kids aren't his, he has every right to literally fuck everyone and anyone for as long as he likes. Nothing is more vile than cheating, especially when you try to cuckold your man, and it doesn't get better. It only gets worse. Hell, he should fuck around.....make some lucky gal preggers....and then let his wife raise it as her child.
Bruv how you made it seem all happy and normal he stayed with a cheating slut that fucked his da you must be fucked to think any real man would put up with that shite and carry on as if alls well. Get a grip into reality mate
Certainly not your best work. It’s boring because you had the narrator give us the outline of a story instead of having all the characters act out the story. Not that there’s much of a plot.
That was amazing, but you did forget to mention the three times you sucked off SAM trying to get him to confess
I don’t understand why he doesn’t go to another DNA lab after collecting a sample of his father’s DNA…
I didn't like this story. Especially when a DNA testing station says results have been tampered with! That would be a scandal that would never go unnoticed. In addition, a DNA test can be used to test without a doubt whether the father is the father of his children. There is no 80/85/90% but either a 99.9999% or a no. And if he is not fertile or hardly fertile, then he would have to inseminate his wife 500 times in a row to land 1 hit. And that in a day and not in a year! Even if this statement is statistical, it shows the improbability! So you gave us a cuckold story and now you want to distract from it with blah blah! 1*!!!
very good read.. Liked the main character's aloof nature. Made the story work
You’re going to get hammered by the DNA “experts” who’s sole knowledge of it comes from Wikipedia and reading other stories on Literotica, telling you how wrong you are about everything.
What a lovely bunch. Who cares who the bio father is? Well, the kid might want to know some day. The MC has to live with being cuckolded by his Dad because the MC is a cheater. His wife is a slut, but it seems she’s a good mom. Hopefully this family won’t fuck up the kids too badly.
Like I said last time, another Cucky writer with rampant infidelity and incest thrown in. I guess there are some men like his disgusting main character but God I they are few and far between.
This talent free scribbler is dumber than the rock he crawled out from under.
But what else could be expected, after a fart comes a turd.
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You are literally a total waste of air space with this absolute garbage.
You really thought this horse shit was worth more than used toilet paper?
You closeted kids really are a scary bunch junior.
Everything this mentally retarded author has ever written has been a pile of shit ....and this is no different
First bad review to a story but really do not like any of the characters, all seem not to bright.
The husband is too stupid to be a Loving Wives author. Thanks for the effort.
What a screwed up mess this family is. He may end up being his own uncle or grandpa. Sheeeesch! LP
A dna could tell if he fathered the kid, they can trace specific DNA and know.
The problem w this story is it is absurd enough to be satire yet written straight enough it isn't.
Judging from the vast majority of the comments, my plot was too subtle. The idea, for those who care, is that Melissa gave up hope for having a baby with Mark, but she loved him, and didn't want to hurt his masculinity by seeking pregnancy through other means, That's why she ad Brandy came up with the idea of using Mark's father as the sperm donor, and telling Mark a miracle happened and he was the father. That way, the genes would stay in the family, and explains a partial match of the DNA for Mark. Mark's father was sold on the plan, especially since it included some bedroom fun for him. I suppose the commenters either did not see the plot, or they did and didn't care. The comments reveal an impotent rage of many of you. I don't think the story should have inspired such rage. However, in the words of 26thNC, it was an "epic failure." I will now go return to hiding under my rock in shame. Goodbye.
Good story. I always read in the most vitriolic comments, for this story and my stories, the commenters' own insecurities. If someone bursts a blood vessel over a work of fiction, it says more about that person's own fears than the writer's talent.
"Judging from the vast majority of the comments, my plot was too subtle.
The comments reveal an impotent rage of many of you."
Nope
You are just being a jerk who thinks he is above his readers. Why spell it out what you meant in the comments, when you can do it in the story - which was purposely vague about everything.
It wasn't clever, but I bet you think it was
"Judging from the vast majority of the comments, my plot was too subtle."
You ever hum part of a song you know everyone has heard before to see if anybody can guess what it is, but you don't actually get the melody right and nobody gets it?
That's what this is.
What goes around comes around! There was some comical moments in this story as well as some confusing moments! However I believe the good outweighed the bad, and it deserves a better rating than it received! Overall it was an enjoyable read ,(as in both parts)! Maybe Mark should take heed, after all Black Sabbath did say ,”paranoia will destroy ya”.
Wow these comments are harsh and belittling to say the least ! I’m 99.999% sure that the readers are taking things way too seriously and 80% sure they don’t have much of a sense of humor !
JB, It was an Enjoyable story with lots of Red Herrings to get us off track. Yes, Mark and Melissa love each other to extremes. I do believe that Melissa do suggest or offered Mark to Brandy as they are that close and Melissa doesn’t worry about Mark leaving her for Brandy. I loved the intrigue and twists you left. Thank You!
I'm sure this was meant to be funny, kinda of an inside joke thing, for those that can recognize the clues. It had the bones of a well constructed, logical tale of the parentage of the two kids, but your desire to be "tongue in cheek" over rode that and this is what we have. 2*
A zany comedy. I think this is the first time I have ever written the word "zany," but there's no getting around it this time. For some reason it brings to mind "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum." Lots of fun. Brandy was especially enjoyable here, and Melissa too. To a reader, I mean--though apparently to others as well. In time, I may even be able to forgive you for the redundancy of "French Beaujolais." (What next? A German Piesporter? An Italian Valpolicella?) Just kidding about the wine (mostly). I really did enjoy the story!
That's some family. But all's well that ends well. And bonus, there were two separate sets of song lyrics I recognized. Classic rock, 'natch.
I agree with SunnyU2 and the anonymous immediately following with the humming analogy. I've never come across an author who thinks so little of readers as you. Stop blaming readers for your bad writing. If you have to explain your stories in comments, your stories suck. Go back in hiding under your well-deserved rock of shame.
I did a DNA test on both my sons and it said i was a 99.999% match to both. any less means it was a family member.
Both of them and Brandy are trash. If he proves his dad is the father of Melissa's kids, then dad needs to have a bad accident.
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It means that I would have my father served with orders to establish paternity, then leave my wife and go check out the Wisconsin milkmaid. Maybe on the Lake Michigan's shore front which is a lot better than looking at an Indiana corn field. Since the author has a tendency to make her heroines into whores it's very likely that she or he is into that lifestyle and just doesn't give a dam who the father of the kids they raise belong to. More power to them I say.
Is it so fucking difficult to go to a lab further away like in Chicago. She can’t manipulate shit that way. Still a piece of shit story. If there is a third then I am not wasting my time.