All Comments on 'If a Tree Falls in the Forest...'

Splendid

Oh this is a lovely little jewel. Intriguing premise, bantering, appealing characters, a little over the top but not so much as to ruin the effect. Well paced, nicely plotted, some super dialog:

"It usually takes us years to be able to hit that level of awkward inappropriateness."

A highly arousing read.

Sweet, well written, delightful.

ps: whoever

The pronoun is subject of the implied verb in its own clause: "thank you, whoever (it was)."