Joanie Goes Home for a Family Event

There was no question they were my mother and my aunt. They looked to be jailbait in the movie, but from the credits and the year it was released, I knew they were both at least 18. It was the way they were dressed, with their hair in pigtails and all. They both looked exactly, and I do mean exactly, like me! I could not believe it. Physically I was a carbon copy of my Mom (and therefore also of my aunt).

The movie had a plot. The girls needed money for some reason, and one of them (my Mom) agreed to fuck the football coach for $100. He asked her if she wanted to "earn" more money and she said yes, and he introduced her to the football team. She freaked (part of the movie) at putting out for around 25 guys, so to help she enlisted her sister.

The two of them took on 11 guys (I counted) before the cops came and busted them for fucking underage girls, charging the team members with statutory rape and the coach with solicitation. The twins then seduced the cops too, and fucked them silly, letting the team and the coach off the hook. They made lots of money and everyone was happy, and very well fucked, at the end of the movie.

Maybe it was just good acting, but it seemed to me that both my mom and my aunt were enjoying the sex during the movie. I think I could tell that the enjoyment was genuine, not just acting. But you never know for sure. Anyway, I was horrified.

I checked the Internet for genetics and promiscuity. Mostly I found articles about animals, but hey, humans are animals, too. I made an intellectual leap and decided that for Sarah and me, it was in our genetic code to fuck around.

I knew we still had free will and that at most our genes gave us a proclivity to promiscuity, so it did not justify or rationalize things for me. But it did help to explain my weaknesses, which seem especially prevalent when I am drunk.

I decided not to share my discoveries with Sarah nor of course with Ramon nor Carlos. And I would certainly not share this information with Mike or Philip, my two current lovers, and loves of my life. Some secrets are better left secret.